Prior to my current job I was merchandising junk food in Deltona, FL. Practiced in the art of getting to know tattoos in Prescott, AZ. Managed a small team creating marketing channels for sauerkraut for the government. Spent a weekend merchandising tinker toys in Ohio. Had a brief career consulting about toy planes for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2005 exporting inflatable dolls in the government sector.